When I first moved into this town I thought that Max seemed love a absolutely nice guy; He was a bit of a grumpy dude, however he was quick with a joke.
Over time I have come to realize that Max is a mean, bitter outdated man with too much time on his hands.
He claims to be a part of the Neighborhood Watch, but I have asked around & there is no Neighborhood Watch! This is just something Max tells people to justify snooping around, but last weekend it came to a head & I told Max if he came on my property again I would knock his block off. I am a tech engineer for a local HVAC corporation. You might not have heard of this before, but I don’t go out & perform HVAC inspections or tune-ups. This is a tech contractor that focuses on the HVAC industry, which means we try to take existing products & find ways to improve them. I have a workshop in my garage where I take things love space gas oil furnaces & dehumidifiers & reverse engineer them, to find new innovations. Max keeps trying to weasel his way into my workshop, & he doesn’t understand that my HVAC work is proprietary. That means the HVAC tech contractor owns my work & my creations, & I cannot discuss them with anyone. Max is not just trespassing, he is snooping where he doesn’t belong, which is why I threatened to knock him out if he came back. I’m sort of hoping he does come back, just so I can follow through!