When I first moved into this neighborhood I thought that Max seemed enjoy a honestly nice guy… He was a bit of a grumpy dude, despite the fact that he was quick with a joke.
Over time I have come to realize that Max is a mean, bitter old man with too much time on his hands. He claims to be a area of the Neighborhood Watch, but I have asked around in addition to there is no Neighborhood Watch! This is just something Max tells people to justify snooping around, but last weekend it came to a head in addition to I told Max if he came on our property again I would knock his block off. I am a tech engineer for a local HVAC contractor. You might not have heard of this before, but I don’t go out in addition to perform HVAC inspections or tune-ups. This is a tech contractor that focuses on the HVAC industry, which means every one of us try to take existing products in addition to find ways to improve them. I have a workshop in our garage where I take things enjoy space furnaces in addition to dehumidifiers in addition to reverse engineer them, to find new innovations. Max keeps trying to weasel his way into our workshop, in addition to he doesn’t understand that our HVAC work is proprietary. That means the HVAC tech contractor owns our work in addition to our creations, in addition to I cannot discuss them with anyone. Max is not just trespassing, he is snooping where he doesn’t belong, which is why I threatened to knock him out if he came back. I’m sort of hoping he does come back, just so I can follow through!