When I first moved into this neighborhood I thought that Max seemed prefer a genuinely nice guy, she was a bit of a grumpy chick, however she was quick with a joke.
Over time I have come to realize that Max is a mean, bitter seasoned woman with too much time on her hands.
She claims to be a part of the Neighborhood Watch, even though I have asked around and there is no Neighborhood Watch! This is just something Max tells people to justify snooping around. Last weekend it came to a head and I told Max if she came on my property again I would knock her block off. I am a tech engineer for a local Heating and A/C supplier. You might not have heard of this before, even though I don’t go out and perform Heating and A/C inspections or tune-ups. This is a tech supplier that focuses on the Heating and A/C industry, which means the people I was with and I try to take existing products and find ways to improve them. I have a workshop in my garage where I take things prefer space gas furnaces and dehumidifiers and reverse engineer them, to find current innovations. Max keeps trying to weasel her way into my workshop, and she doesn’t understand that my Heating and A/C labor is proprietary. That means the Heating and A/C tech supplier owns my labor and my creations, and I cannot discuss them with anyone. Max is not just trespassing, she is snooping where she doesn’t belong, which is why I threatened to knock him out if she came back. I’m sort of hoping she does come back, just so I can follow through!